{"product_id":"funny-garden-sign-plant-ladies-only","title":"Funny Garden Sign — Plant Ladies Only","description":"Think of it as a greeting card for the garden — one that says what every honest gardener is already thinking. These signs belong in the experimental corner, on the shed door, at the potting bench, or anywhere the garden has a sense of humor about itself.\n\nMade in the USA from USA-sourced cedar planks in our workshop on the Celtic Farm in Loomis, California. Each sign is laser-engraved — not painted, not printed — so the wit is permanent and outdoor-rated. Finished with Danish oil for UV and moisture protection. The humor weathers as well as the wood.\n\nThree tiers of typography. A hand-selected illustration engraved at center. A keyhole routed into the reverse so it hangs on any nail or screw — no hardware needed.\n\n\n * 4 × 10 inches, USA-sourced all-natural cedar plank\n * Laser-engraved typography and illustration\n * Danish oil finish — UV and weather resistant\n * Keyhole mount on reverse — hangs on any nail or screw\n * Made in Loomis, California, USA\n\nOur most giftable signs — every gardener recognizes the truth immediately. Ships within 3 business days.","brand":"Woodin Creek Mercantile","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52450114306350,"sku":"SIGN-FUNNYGARDENSIGNPL","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0805\/0416\/0558\/files\/668672777894bb19670fe4d2601da7067979c2e34132751cd8e07dd39b166559.jpg?v=1786657223","url":"https:\/\/www.woodincreekmercantile.com\/products\/funny-garden-sign-plant-ladies-only","provider":"Woodin Creek Mercantile","version":"1.0","type":"link"}